CALEB SYNAN
COMEDIAN
and Margarita King!
If you don't like my comedy, you can check out my Margarita Page! It's about Margaritas not comedy. Look at that big ole Marg!
Oh you're here for the comedy? You're gonna love these tweets!
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I gotta be honest I have no idea if there's a lithium battery in this bag -
RT @whatsitpod: This week @davetotheross and @dumbcaleb are renaming GOOD WILL HUNTING. But what if it was directed by QUENTIN TARA… https://t.co/HFzBbcZ16C
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Stay on the plane https://t.co/xJQhxqOdKp
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My goal is to get rich enough that I get a 2 weeks notice for my arrest
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Me smoking weed at 13 https://t.co/zaS0t8FdEJ
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LIFE HACK: a good way to predict what’s gonna happen is to ask “what’s the worst possible thing?” That’s what will happen
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Well that’s the last straw. I am unfollowing Donald J. Trump
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Every movie set in the future is required to have a quick scene where they cook food a liiiiiitle different
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It’s weird how in real life all we talk about is food and movies but on Twitter we talk about the end of the world
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RT @whatsitpod: This week @davetotheross and @dumbcaleb are renaming NATIONAL TREASURE. But what if it starred PAUL GIAMATTI? Any i… https://t.co/QUAhAtgJWH